Friday, September 08, 2006

Paris Arrested for DUI


About time she was arrested, as her entire "career" of television and musical abominations has been, frankly, criminal.
But early on Thursday morning, it is alleged that she was seen driving erratically and pulled over. Then they found traces of alcohol on her breath.

In her own words;
“I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out burger”

2 comments:

Kentucky Rain said...

As a retired COP turned university professor I have to ask myself why she is not handcuffed? LAPD department policy requires that ALL suspects be restrained and handcuffs are the most common use of restraint. They can't make exceptions because the ACLU would then be whining about blacks, yellows, browns, blues and green Martians being handcuffed, when people from Venue and Saturn were not. To avoid this the policy states that EVERYONE should be handcuffed.

One more thing: This silly tart recently compared herself to Princess Diane and Marilyn Monroe, implying that she is next in line to inherit greatness. She is as dumb as she looks. Princess Di did great things. Marilyn was a great actress. Paris is a dumb blonde and I apologize to blondes everywhere....

Unknown said...

I think she should be put down. hehe