Twit Twoo

"Hoot"
It's 1am on a Sunday night and I'm trying to get some sleep to energise me for the week ahead. What doesnt help me is an owl hooting just outside my window.
"Hoot"
I lean out of the window.
"Do you mind? What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
The owl turns his beady eyes to face me.
"Sorry?"
"Well your hooting is keeping me awake, could you stop?"
"Sorry, hooting is kinda my thing, it's what owls do, don't you know."
"I thought owls were supposed to be wise?"
"Well we're not. Hooting is what we do."
"Oh, okay then. Sorry to bother you."
"That's not a problem."
....
"Hoot"